before

which had the unfortunate consequence of

after

whew. now my mother can come visit.

(just kidding: hi mumma! see you soon!)

further notes:

1) those are just the library books – we have loads more elsewhere (lest you think our child literarily constrained)

2) I claim no responsibility for the presence of Buzz Lightyear

3) She peed in that tub while the photo was being taken